The Order of Service for the wedding of Princess Eugenie of York and Mr Jack Brooksbank is now available to view online ahead of the big day tomorrow. "To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse: For richer, for poorer; in sickness and in health; to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy law; and thereto I give thee my troth".
The stressed-out bride is not only said to have attacked poor Kate by insisting she was forbidden from arriving through the main entrance, but Eugenie's diva demands, fights with the wedding planners and blow out budget mean the event is swiftly turning into a disaster.
They will then take an open-top carriage ride through Windsor, although it will be shorter than the one Harry and Meghan took in May when thousands thronged the streets and hundreds of millions worldwide watched on television.
Last year, he even talked about developing a comedy series about a man who shares custody of his children with an ex-wife who happens to marry into the British royal family.
She studied English, politics and history of art at Newcastle University - graduating with a 2:1 - and is now an associate director at contemporary art gallery Hauser & Wirth in central London. The princess said her fiancé got down on one knee and proposed in January during a trip to Nicaragua while the couple was visiting a spectacular lake next to a volcano.
800 guests will attend the service at St George's Chapel, including most members of the royal family.
Police teams have been meticulously checking and sealing water drains near the castle, and sniffer dogs are checking for explosives in the royal-themed shops, restaurants and tea rooms frequented by tourists.
About 38,000 people signed a petition, organised by campaign group Republic, against taxpayers' money being spent on the occasion.
It also could just be a color that Princess Eugenie likes, as she's worn various versions of red over the years. We bet there will be a lot of black.